I have a blog


I have always wanted a blog.

I never wrote one because I felt like my voice would be drown out among all the misinformation, ranting and crusading. 

I wasn’t bothered by the trolls. There have always been trolls. I decided that serious journalism was a lost cause in a sea of fake news.

My life has been going down hill since 2000. I’m not talking about a gentle roll into a comfortable rut like most people my age. I was booted off a mountain with jagged cliffs hitting every sharp rock until I splashed into an ocean of shit that is modern life with no shore in sight.

I hate what the world has become, and I can no longer deal with the buckets of crazy, toxic anger and radioactive levels of assholery that I encounter on a daily basis.

Many people retire and move to Florida when they are ready to pack it in. 

Thank you for your help brave adventurer ❤️
Maggie was not a🍼 milk-drinker 🍼

I retired and moved to


Welcome to

A journal of my characters’ adventures in Skyrim

I write this from my toilet paper raft upon the raging ocean of shit; to steel the last shard of my battered soul, and fight to preserve my last fraying thread of sanity. I am vigilantly keeping a swollen black eye on the horizon praying that there is nothing worse on the next place I land.

If you like it, thank you from the bottom of the abyss where my heart used to be. If you don’t; 👹Burn in hell👹This ain’t about you.

Go buy jewelry from Maggie’s Mother ⬇️

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Author: coffeebeanjen

Gamer who needs a creative outlet. I'm writing this blog to honor my niece. Who lost her battle with Childhood Leukemia July 24th 2020. We fight on, We spread laughter and reality checks in our wake. 🍼 Don't be a milk-drinker🍼 Support Cancer charities,small business, Artisans,Nature,Gaming communities, Creative writing and ME you MuthaF*!@$. I got a PayPal button with the package I bought. USE it!